Ram Aur Raavan

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.

... Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.
Raavan: chal yar bye. Ram: kya hua?
Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .
Ravan: Nahi yaar achhaI am sorry o.k.
Ram: Dost nahi hai...Bata to sahi hua kya???
Ravan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, no tension, no fikar, maje- maje.
Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez,tuje meri kasam, kya hua???
Ravaan: Bas rehne d yaar, itni si baat pe tune Rajnikanth ko bula liya!!!!

Hearing

Father: Why is your mother sitting so silently today?
Son: Nothing dad, she asked for lipstick, i heard fevistick.
Father: God Bless you my Son!!!!